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Of Cougars and Chubby Chasers 🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 4 Recap
I did two of three days of a juice cleanse earlier this week (I quit early because the hungrage was getting to me. It was not good for the world.). I have done one before and loved it, but this time...
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Sonja’s Heinie 🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 5 Recap
My five-year-old is a kleptomaniac. Whenever some interesting object goes missing, I have learned to look in the top drawer of his nighttable, which isn’t always where I find the missing piece but it’s...
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Attack of The Repeater 🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 6 Recap
Last year when Big’s organizational situation became untenable, we had an afterschool meeting with his teacher to clean out his desk and introduce him to the concept of “coming to Jesus”. It’s...
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TMI 🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 7 Recap
In tonight’s episode, Beth overshares – in the sense that we’ve been over this before, a lot; in fact I feel like we’re getting scenes from past Bethenny franchises spliced in as filler. And in the...
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“This Box Had A Toaster”🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 8 Recap
After the sorrow and sun of Miami, it’s back to New York where things are sleeting and dismal, and I love it. I miss seasons. Mo and Doritos are meeting up for dinner at some steakhouse and there’s a...
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“Don’t Do A Sandwich”🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 9 Recap
Ohmiword, RHOC starts Monday? CRAP. I am not sufficiently prepared for this. I will be out of town seeking chakra alignment early next week (a task incompatible with Housewifery nonsense, let’s be...
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“Now Is When Switzerland Needs You, Man”🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 10 Recap
First of all, I want to thank everyone who took the time to comment or message me about enjoying my recaps even when the subject matter stinks, like this week’s painful RHOC opener. It’s always nice to...
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Boozy Girls Know Best 🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 12 Recap
Having gone over my notes from episode 11, here’s my recap: Beth is keeping Kristen firmly outside The Inner Circle. The End. Oh, also: Carson Kressley is here, and thank goodness he sticks around for...
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Coming Back Like a Bad Pimple 🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 13 Recap
Last we saw the giant box-shaped house in Turks & Caicos, Queen B was getting a little crass with Lady Morgan, shouting at her to shut the fork up over and over again. After dinner Holla and Radzi...
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“I Thought We Said No More Macrame?”🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 14 Recap
Thank God for these ridiculous women after this week’s incredibly depressing visit to the OC. We count on this show for absurdity, misguided concepts of glamour, and the occasional lapse of judgment,...
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“What Underwear Do I Have On?”🍎 RHONY Season 7 Episode 18 Recap
We’re nearing the end, kids, of this seventh season of RHONY, and we’re winding things up with yet another fashion show. While no show will ever live up to the one where Mo Singer, Model, attempted to...
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“Everybody Who Did Alastair: Raise Your Hand”🍎 RHONY Season 7 Reunion Part 1...
So before the RHONY reunion got started I saw this commercial: Is this meant to be H. Dubrow and the boy twin, or what? Where is the #hashtag necklace? Really, she’s such a dork. Anyway, let’s hop to...
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“LuAnn Does Her Best Work In The Restroom”🍎 RHONY Season 10 Reunion Recap
I hadn’t even gotten a chance to write up my recap of Part 2 when all of a sudden Part 3 was on! Just as well as really I think we could have covered everything in 1.5 parts, so let’s hop to it. Parts...
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“Sorry If I Blew Up The House”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 10 Recap
I forgot to mention in the recap of last week’s episode that the guest room closet of my childhood home is wallpapered – purple monkeys swinging on vines. Yes, I am THAT FANCY. If you have an interest...
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TMI 🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 12 Recap
I was too busy to fully recap last week, but here’s what happened: The Kountess invited herself on Queen B’s upcoming Mexico trip; everyone claims to have knocked boots with the soon-to-be-Mr. LuAnn;...
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“Edith Bunker Calls It a Brassiere”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 14 Recap
I misplaced my notes from last week so never got that one recapped; suffice it to say that Julie Toothpick tried to dose the calzone with lidocaine and forks; The Kountess cannot be bawthered with...
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You’ve Dialed the Bethenny Business Bureau 🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 15 Recap
It’s been too hot to think the last few days and I am on my last nerve. This Pokemon Go bullshit is not making matters any easier. We brought Big home from camp on Monday, and first thing Tuesday he’s...
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“I Should Put Underwear On”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 18 Recap
My radio silence for the last two weeks was due to my annual exodus to the Bravo-free zone, where the squawks of obnoxious giant flying rats, also known as Canadian geese, replace the barks of Queen B...
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“We’re Not Still Talking About This, Are We?”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 19 Recap
I decided to get a massage this weekend rather than write up my recap. NO REGRETS WHATSOEVER. After all, this episode was really all about Queen B and the action side of things – what The Kountess is...
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“We’re Too Old For This”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Finale Recap
Here we go, kids! We pick up with Queen B, still inexplicably in her thong despite all the heavy bleeding we’ve been forced to endure discussion of for weeks on end (don’t forget: we couldn’t go to...
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