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“What Underwear Do I Have On?”🍎 RHONY Season 7 Episode 18 Recap
We’re nearing the end, kids, of this seventh season of RHONY, and we’re winding things up with yet another fashion show. While no show will ever live up to the one where Mo Singer, Model, attempted to...
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“Everybody Who Did Alastair: Raise Your Hand”🍎 RHONY Season 7 Reunion Part 1...
So before the RHONY reunion got started I saw this commercial: Is this meant to be H. Dubrow and the boy twin, or what? Where is the #hashtag necklace? Really, she’s such a dork. Anyway, let’s hop to...
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“LuAnn Does Her Best Work In The Restroom”🍎 RHONY Season 10 Reunion Recap
I hadn’t even gotten a chance to write up my recap of Part 2 when all of a sudden Part 3 was on! Just as well as really I think we could have covered everything in 1.5 parts, so let’s hop to it. Parts...
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“Sorry If I Blew Up The House”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 10 Recap
I forgot to mention in the recap of last week’s episode that the guest room closet of my childhood home is wallpapered – purple monkeys swinging on vines. Yes, I am THAT FANCY. If you have an interest...
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TMI 🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 12 Recap
I was too busy to fully recap last week, but here’s what happened: The Kountess invited herself on Queen B’s upcoming Mexico trip; everyone claims to have knocked boots with the soon-to-be-Mr. LuAnn;...
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“Edith Bunker Calls It a Brassiere”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 14 Recap
I misplaced my notes from last week so never got that one recapped; suffice it to say that Julie Toothpick tried to dose the calzone with lidocaine and forks; The Kountess cannot be bawthered with...
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You’ve Dialed the Bethenny Business Bureau 🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 15 Recap
It’s been too hot to think the last few days and I am on my last nerve. This Pokemon Go bullshit is not making matters any easier. We brought Big home from camp on Monday, and first thing Tuesday he’s...
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“I Should Put Underwear On”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 18 Recap
My radio silence for the last two weeks was due to my annual exodus to the Bravo-free zone, where the squawks of obnoxious giant flying rats, also known as Canadian geese, replace the barks of Queen B...
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“We’re Not Still Talking About This, Are We?”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Episode 19 Recap
I decided to get a massage this weekend rather than write up my recap. NO REGRETS WHATSOEVER. After all, this episode was really all about Queen B and the action side of things – what The Kountess is...
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“We’re Too Old For This”🍎 RHONY Season 8 Finale Recap
Here we go, kids! We pick up with Queen B, still inexplicably in her thong despite all the heavy bleeding we’ve been forced to endure discussion of for weeks on end (don’t forget: we couldn’t go to...
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